Do not use for personal hygiene (on Scrubbing Bubbles Fresh Brush)

Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or death (on a vending machine)

Do not iron (on a lottery ticket)

Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle (On a Bellsouth Yellow Pages for Augusta)

All ranges can tip if you or child stand sit or lean on open door (on an oven)

Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw

Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level (found on a jetsky user manual)

Use care when operating a car (on a bottle of dog's pills)

If you cannot read warnings, do not use this product

This product moves when used (on a Razor scooter)

On a cellpone

Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner's feeling is going to be bad

On an american clothing label, in french

"We are sorry that our president is an idiot, we did not voted for him" 

Found on apple's website

"DO NOT put any person in this washer" 

DO NOT put any person in this washer